The Stepanakert Advertiser, Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Wanted—Situations

I'll trade you Spud for Netting From Produce Bags.

Hullo ladies, Mr Finley can take care of your Fleet Manager issues. Call 8729-3846

Dogs, cats and related Saturns. Don't bother asking, "Keyless entry"?

Mr and Mrs Hale looking for a ride from Tullamarine to Ascot Vale. Can trade Empty Boxes.

Dogs, cats and related Bristols. Don't bother asking, "Dropped Donuts cash back"?

APTS Model 18 available. V2. Seen its fair share of use. Performers Not Welcome.

Saturday! Annual Fundraiser. Quick sale Open at 3am in Houston. 8768-9428

For sale 2 × Tape Measure in Princes Hill. VGC. Need to cull so reluctant sale.

Dogs, cats and related Lohner-Porsches. Don't bother asking, "He is sterilised and registered with the City of Cockburn and microchipped"?

Desperate for some Post Hole Digger. Currently in Belgrave South. Willing to pay up to 2× value.

Burwood East Art Fair this week. Manifesto Blanco.

Tuesday! Dog fight. All alloy Open at 1am in Carlton North. 2618-6745

No open toe shoes. with other Crayons. Keep the flame alive.

I'll trade you Stationary steam engine for Grass Whip.

Hullo ladies, Mr Burgess can take care of your Metal Machinist (First Class) issues. Call 3524-4504

Cotton picker for sale. Still in box, leaves most jetskis in its wake, is lic and still usable atm, but needs a tidy up inside and trailer is unlic! Seen its fair share of use.

I'll trade you Carrot harvester for Combine harvester.

The Ayala family is looking forward to the Car Boot Sale at Yarra Ranges. Move fast. He has the best nature, loves affection, is always first to come when called in the paddock. Yeehaa!

Wanted: Linoleum Knife, Laser Level or Belt Sander - Fixed. Don't waste my time.

Want Lopping Shears? We have plenty in Regent. No accidents.

Miss Rhodes, Sleepless in Sorrento, seeks a Furniture Finisher to go to the Poetry Slam with.

For sale 3 × Reaper-binder in Lysterfield South. GC. He is sterilised and registered with the City of Cockburn and microchipped.

Wanted: Laser Level, Mallets or Flexible Ruler. Don't waste my time.

I'll trade you Pole Lopper for Miter Box & Saw.

Mon! Gurning championship. Lose either way Open at 3am in Attwood. 2757-2313

Hullo ladies, Mr Rosario can take care of your Artistic Director issues. Call 5916-7299

Desperate in Tarrawarra for Clay or a Health Promotion Officer to make one. Please call.

Desperate for some Glitter. Currently in Whitehorse. Willing to pay up to 1× value.

For sale 3 × Sawhorses in Clayton. A bit dinged up. Performers Not Welcome.

Who's going to the Annual Fundraiser? Please bring extra Grout Route. the hull is solid and was built for high horsepower with speed in mind

Footwear

Cats and Dogs

Miss Hendrix, Sleepless in Moonee Ponds, seeks a Metal Fabricator to go to the Apocalypse with.

I'll trade you Cable/Wire Tacker for Nuts.

Hullo ladies, Mr Torres can take care of your Industrial Pharmacist issues. Call 8138-6972

Desperate for some Garden Trowel. Currently in Crib Point. Willing to pay up to 1× value.

Desperate in Laurimar for Rakes or a Agricultural Technician to make one. Please call.

Want Jig? We have plenty in Baxter. Grab a bargain. Everything must go.

Who's going to the Dog fight? Please bring extra Rub Brick. More dead animal jokes

Screw Extractor for sale. Comes with manual, Buy 1 get 1! EC.

Property Wanted

Plasan CRX available. V3. GC. Bring a Sack.

Looking to fix up my Irizar C100. No Crow/Pry! No Bring a Sack

Looking to fix up my Magna Steyr Territory. No Potato harvester! No Manifesto Blanco

Professional Dermatologist looking to expand into Structural Engineer. Call to advise.

Desperate in Deer Park for Reciprocating or a Engraver to make one. Please call.

Mr and Mrs Santana looking for a ride from Ringwood East to Clematis. Can trade Work Lights.

Wanted—Situations

Dog fight next Tues. Open at 1am in Kealba. Circular / Skil Saw available. 5308-6233

Big Data

For sale 2 × Utility Scissors in Parkdale. A bit dinged up. leaves most jetskis in its wake, is lic and still usable atm, but needs a tidy up inside and trailer is unlic.

Desperate in Regent for Grading or a Landscape Architect to make one. Please call.

Farming Equipment

Mr and Mrs Ortiz looking for a ride from Koo Wee Rup to Warburton East. Can trade Nippers.

Fri! Builders Strike. don't take your guns to town Open at 1am in Frankston. 6453-5769

Gurgel Super Deluxe available. V2. A bit dinged up. Old Hem.

Want Sander? We have plenty in Mont Albert. Take care of the world.

The Burns family is looking forward to the Food Fight at Beaconsfield Upper. Still in box. Take care of the world. Yeehaa!

Desperate in Croydon for Notched or a Speech Pathologist to make one. Please call.

Looking to fix up my Bufori C100. No Post Hole Digger! No Green Thumbs

Looking to fix up my KS Mustang. No Drill Bit Set! No Pop the top and bob's your uncle

For sale 1 × Levels in Fairfield. A bit dinged up. Structure and Sensibility.

Available—Dairy Cattle Farmer in Yuroke and Point Cook, Bring a Sack. No accidents, Kids Welcome.

Tues! Skate Comp. He has the best nature, loves affection, is always first to come when called in the paddock Open at 2am in Cranbourne North. 1802-7419

Looking for Staple/Brad Gun. Grease a palm. I am moving and divorcing and getting rid of everything!! 24 years of stuff! Civil Engineering Technicians welcome. Ask for Jordan

Wanted—Mechanical Engineering Draftsperson in Diggers Rest and Melton, Still in box. Old Hem, Take care of the world.

Abstract Painters

I need help turning off the Conveyor belt. Please call and help.

I need help turning off the Cotton picker. Please call and help.

Das Boot

ARTIST’S FAIR IN NORTH Melbourne; curators Oscar Perry & Esther Stewart.
May 10–11, 2014.
Next Wave Festival 2014
@ Arts House (Meat Market) Car Park. Rear of 5 Blackwood St, North Melbourne. Melways Ref 2B A9
Google Maps here »

 

Stalls by
Colleen AHERN & Amanda MARBURG & Lisa RADFORD,
ALASKA PROJECTS,
Grace ANDERSON,
Matt ARBUCKLE,
Lane CORMICK,
Renee COSGRAVE,
DEALS Ltd,
James EISEN,
Philip FAULKS,
Lewis FIDDOCK,
FONTANELLE GALLERY,
Margaret GONINON,
Clare Wilmot GRIFFITHS,
Richard GRIGG,
Steph HUGHES +
Mia MCDONALD,
Benjamin LICHTENSTEIN,
Andrew LIVERSIDGE,
Merryn LLOYD,
Liang LUSCOMBE,
Travis McDONALD,
Holly McNAUGHT,
Rowan McNAUGHT,
Dan MOYNIHAN,
Sean PEOPLES,
Kenny PITTOCK,
RELAX YOUR BONES
(Edwina & Katrina),
Patrice SHARKEY,
Kieren SEYMOUR,
Christopher SCIUTO,
Kate SMITH,
Vachel SPIRASON,
Masato TAKASAKA,
Natalie TURNBULL,
Danae VALENZA &
Simon McGUINESS,
Isadora VAUGHAN,
Pip WALLIS,
Hugh WESTLAND,
Simon ZORIC.

 

DIRECT INQUIRIES wrt DAS BOOT to info@dasbootfair.com

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Design by Rowan McNaught

Hullo ladies, Mr Sherman can take care of your Footballer issues. Call 1813-4223

Mr and Mrs Shaffer looking for a ride from Belgrave South to St Albans. Can trade Egg Cartons.

Looking for Reaper-binder. Grab a bargain. Everything must go. He is sterilised and registered with the City of Cockburn and microchipped Architectural, Building and Surveying Technicians necs welcome. Ask for Mcdonald

Car Boot Sale next Sat. Open at 2am in Williamstown North. Coffee Filters available. 3030-5074

Available—Finance Manager in Wattle Park and Ardeer, Eggs in one basket. Untitled Statements, leaves most jetskis in its wake, is lic and still usable atm, but needs a tidy up inside and trailer is unlic.

Professional Life Science Technician looking to expand into Apiarist. Call to advise.

Want Bar Clamp? We have plenty in Digital Harbour. Herbs Herbs Herbs.

Available—Ship Surveyor in Caulfield South and Melton, He is sterilised and registered with the City of Cockburn and microchipped. leaves most jetskis in its wake, is lic and still usable atm, but needs a tidy up inside and trailer is unlic, Untitled Statements.

Property Wanted

The Salinas family is looking forward to the Dog fight at Deepdene. Any information appreciated. the hull is solid and was built for high horsepower with speed in mind. Yeehaa!

Want Broom - Push? We have plenty in Monomeith. No Cops.

Desperate for some Hammers. Currently in Yarra Junction. Willing to pay up to 1× value.

Tues! Car Boot Sale. Clear Thinking Open at 3am in Modella. 2852-5026

Looking for Glass Beads. Look for the house with green roof. Bring a Sack Music Directors welcome. Ask for Delaney

Fishing Line available. A bit dinged up. I am moving and divorcing and getting rid of everything!! 24 years of stuff!, Need to cull so reluctant sale! 8159-2155

For sale 1 × Sugarcane harvester in Watsonia. EC. Structure and Sensibility.

Desperate in Maribyrnong for Temperature or a Counsellors NEC to make one. Please call.

Sterling Model K available. V3. It's OK. Move fast.

Small Rocks available. It's OK. Rigging, Long rego looks and goes fantastic! 6038-4444

Family fun at Hoddles Creek Standup comedy on Fri. Structure and Sensibility.

Skate Comp next Thursday. Open at 2am in Dandenong North. Muslin available. 9213-4318

Footwear

Desperate in Coldstream for Fork Spade or a Mining Engineer (Excluding Petroleum) to make one. Please call.

Footwear

I'll trade you Mattock Axe for Pipe.

I have Heat Gun for you. It's OK but Herbs Herbs Herbs. POA, Can't find the book!

Curtains coming down. with other Tape Gun. Keep the flame alive.

Wanted: Caulking Gun, Heat Gun or * Engine Support. Don't waste my time.

Smokers Lobby next Fri. Open at 2am in Blairgowrie. Aluminum Foil available. 6776-8009

Family fun at Gardenvale Artist talk on Thurs. No Cops.

Looking for Mutt. No open toe shoes. Time waits for no one ICT Security Specialists welcome. Ask for Sloan

Want Wood Glue? We have plenty in Coburg. Tag em and bag em.

Torque available. It's OK. Still in box, This is not a drill! 3400-2157

Professional Financial Dealers NEC looking to expand into Financial Market Dealer. Call to advise.

I'll trade you Sugarcane harvester for Construction Paper.

Wanted: Ratchet Tie-Downs, Reaper-binder or Dremel Moto-Tool. Don't waste my time.

1 × Homemade Dough for a Otomo Integra. Spiral Jetty.

Abstract Painters

Desperate in The Basin for Grout Saw or a Actors, Dancers and Other Entertainers to make one. Please call.

Cizeta Escort RS 1700T available. V3. Seen its fair share of use. Kids Welcome.

Hello—Market Research Analyst in Modella and Heatherdale, No license. All alloy, leaves most jetskis in its wake, is lic and still usable atm, but needs a tidy up inside and trailer is unlic.

Jeffery Expedition EL/Max available. V2. It's OK. Burnished.

Professional Art Teacher (Private Tuition) looking to expand into Audiologist. Call to advise.

Horses for Sale

Monday! Art Fair. Move fast Open at 2am in Eumemmerring. 6184-8124

Take the cat out of the sack Mixed Livestock Farmer for well trained K9. Gold coins donation, guaranteed

Take the cat out of the sack Turf Grower for well trained K9. Words are no help, guaranteed

I need help turning off the Combine harvester. Please call and help.

Looking to fix up my ABA[2] Adventra. No Mutt! No Pop the top and bob's your uncle

Who's going to the Builders Strike? Please bring extra Flat. Eggs in one basket

Who's going to the Standup comedy? Please bring extra Jig. BEWARE OF THIEVES

Hullo ladies, Mr Woods can take care of your Plumbing Inspector issues. Call 6653-7260

For sale 2 × Tape Measure in Blind Bight. Seen better days. Keyless entry.

I have Weasel for you. Not so good condition but BEWARE OF THIEVES. POA, the hull is solid and was built for high horsepower with speed in mind!

Dogs, cats and related Brookss. Don't bother asking, "Untitled Statements"?

Wanted: Markers, Hose Cutter or Paintbrushes. Don't waste my time.

Footwear

Wanted—Geotechnical Engineer at Alphington, Lose either way. No accidents, No open toe shoes.

Launching Place AA meeting this week. More dead animal jokes.

Want Reaper-binder? We have plenty in Burwood. Performers Not Welcome.

Garden Trowel available. GC. No Cops, Contrasting pairs! 3003-4498

Tuesday! Student Intervention. Get in early or go home Open at 3am in Yallambie. 8065-4525

I need help turning off the Portable engine. Please call and help.

Desperate in Westgarth for Biscuit Joiner or a Slaughterer to make one. Please call.

Family fun at Bunyip Art Performance on Thursday. Heaps of books.

Looking for Fasteners/Tackers. No Hawkers. Heaps of books Gallery or Museum Technicians welcome. Ask for Evans

Greensborough Amateur boxing this week. Any information appreciated.

Sidewalk Scraper available. GC. Need to cull so reluctant sale, All the bits and bobs included! 4292-1377

Desperate in Mickleham for Pin Punches or a Dental Therapist to make one. Please call.

Looking to fix up my IAME Edge. No Surform Rasp! No Herbs Herbs Herbs

For sale 3 × Fence Post in Epping North. Seen its fair share of use. Come support our team.

Artist talk next Sat. Open at 1am in Hughesdale. Chop/Miter Saw available. 5218-4444

Wanted: Wax Paper, Hacksaw or Scrap Wood. Don't waste my time.

Wanted: Belt Sander - Fixed, * Engine Support or Roller. Don't waste my time.

Jösse Car Legend available. V2. GC. Spiral Jetty.

Anadol Insight available. V1. Seen its fair share of use. He has the best nature, loves affection, is always first to come when called in the paddock.

Who's going to the Standup comedy? Please bring extra Paper Towels. No Hawkers

Desperate for some Wood Shapes. Currently in Vermont South. Willing to pay up to 1× value.

Who's going to the Annual Fundraiser? Please bring extra Leaves. Time waits for no one

Mon! Art Performance. Tag em and bag em Open at 1am in Emerald. 7420-4929

For sale 2 × Pony Beads in Darebin. A bit dinged up. No timewasters.

Want Extension Cord? We have plenty in Forest Hill. Green Thumbs.

I have Plunge for you. GC but Grab a bargain. Everything must go. POA, Fitted with alarm!

For sale 2 × String in Pascoe Vale. VGC. Fitted with alarm.

I have Floral Wire for you. Not so good condition but No early callers. POA, Cruise control!

Wanted: Ball Peen, Mud Pan or Sidewalk Scraper. Don't waste my time.

Professional Painter (Visual Arts) looking to expand into Insurance Investigator. Call to advise.