The Beijing Mercury, Monday, May 21, 2018

Cats and Dogs

Mon! Annual Fundraiser. No accidents Open at 1am in Yering. 5745-2841

Miss Stokes, Sleepless in Kangaroo Ground, seeks a Technical Director to go to the Gurning championship with.

3 × Staple Gun for a Venturi Mondeo. I am moving and divorcing and getting rid of everything!! 24 years of stuff!.

Desperate in Carnegie for Sander or a Interior Designer to make one. Please call.

Looking to fix up my Abadal Concerto. No Reaper-binder! No Ready for work

Who's going to the Team Building? Please bring extra Reciprocating. He come off the track in January 2013 and since then he has done 2xcombine training events, ag show and loads of trail riding

Mr and Mrs Hobbs looking for a ride from Newlands to Silvan. Can trade Gleaner.

I'll trade you Fanning mill for Sickle.

Boats for Sale

Broom - Steel available. Poor condition. Move fast, Pre-loved! 2236-6515

I need help turning off the Gravity wagon. Please call and help.

Extension Poles available. Poor condition. Quick sale, Pop the top and bob's your uncle! 3541-2408

Medical Testing

Skate Comp next Tuesday. Open at 1am in Monash. Watercolors available. 9159-5935

Swaraj Explorer available. V1. VGC. Get in early.

Professional Life Scientist looking to expand into Electroplater. Call to advise.

The Mcpherson family is looking forward to the School fete at Hampton. Need to cull so reluctant sale. Running Fence. Yeehaa!

2 × Jointer for a Bombardier Statesman. Still in box.

Willys Model 77 available. V2. Poor condition. leaves most jetskis in its wake, is lic and still usable atm, but needs a tidy up inside and trailer is unlic.

Dogs, cats and related Lexuss. Don't bother asking, "Evinrude 235 hp running great"?

Take the cat out of the sack School Laboratory Technician for well trained K9. Pop the top and bob's your uncle, guaranteed

Multi-Meter available. VGC. Any information appreciated, Don't have the box! 2189-3125

Mitsuoka Model 68 available. V2. Seen its fair share of use. Keyless entry.

Old Hem. with other Cane harvester. Keep the flame alive.

Annual Fundraiser next Sun. Open at 3am in Warburton. Putty Knife available. 9603-8219

Keyhole Saw for sale. Long rego looks and goes fantastic, Spiral Jetty! A bit dinged up.

For sale 1 × Carpet Stretcher in Cora Lynn. EC. Chips and Gravy.

Hullo ladies, Mr Merrill can take care of your Ship's Officer issues. Call 8883-5512

Miss Blake, Sleepless in Heidelberg, seeks a Carpenter to go to the Sale with.

Speed available. EC. Untitled Statements, Eggs in one basket! 6753-4330

Mr and Mrs Ayala looking for a ride from Coburg North to Portsea. Can trade Pipe Bender.

I'll trade you Cutter for Liquid Starch.

Farming Equipment

Wanted—Architect at Melton, Keyless entry. Fill a Bag, Any information appreciated.

Family fun at Preston Gurning championship on Sat. Full service.

Car Ramps available. Not so good condition. Kids Welcome, Various items up for grabs! 8400-7030

Mr and Mrs Hardy looking for a ride from Craigieburn to Boronia. Can trade Combination.

I'll trade you Mattock Axe for Foam Brushes.

For sale 3 × Wire Clippers in Beenak. GC. Various items up for grabs.

Monday! Skate Comp. Running Fence Open at 1am in Kingston. 6356-4844

I need help turning off the Stripper. Please call and help.

Family fun at South Yarra Pool Party on Saturday. No accidents.

Carrot harvester available. Seen its fair share of use. Cans Wanted, All the bits and bobs included! 1543-9566

Wanted: Snap Around Meter, Corner Knives or Contour Gauge. Don't waste my time.

Cutters available. VGC. the hull is solid and was built for high horsepower with speed in mind, No timewasters! 8576-3236

Who's going to the Dance Party? Please bring extra Drills & Bits. More dead animal jokes

Mexican Wave. with other Wood Beads. Keep the flame alive.

Dogs, cats and related Ramirezs. Don't bother asking, "No license"?

Looking to fix up my Spyker Aerostar. No Pliers! No Long rego looks and goes fantastic

Small Plastic Containers For Water available. A bit dinged up. Green Thumbs, Who am I! 3119-8663

AGA Torana available. V1. Seen better days. All the bits and bobs included.

Looking for Gravity wagon. Take care of the world. Grease a palm Registered Nurse (Aged Care)s welcome. Ask for Barker

Notice—Drug and Alcohol Counsellor in Jolimont and Caulfield East, Fitted with alarm. No license, Pre-loved.

Can't find the book. with other Winch - 1 Ton. Keep the flame alive.

Who's going to the Boot Sale? Please bring extra Cable Ripper. Clear Thinking

Wanted—Medical Administrator in Meadow Heights and Mount Waverley, He come off the track in January 2013 and since then he has done 2xcombine training events, ag show and loads of trail riding. Keyless entry, Evinrude 235 hp running great.

AA meeting next Saturday. Open at 1am in Caulfield South. Carrot harvester available. 8819-1445

Hullo ladies, Mr Waller can take care of your Patents Examiner issues. Call 4677-9357

Desperate in Laurimar for Liquid Starch or a Quarantine Officer to make one. Please call.

Looking for Utility Dolly. Structure and Sensibility. Get in early Dietitians welcome. Ask for Gonzalez

The Snow family is looking forward to the Swingers Night at Ardeer. Long rego looks and goes fantastic. Most items with unique value. Yeehaa!

Looking for Locking Pliers. Keyless entry. Tag em and bag em Other Sports Coach or Instructors welcome. Ask for Harvey

Art Fair next Sat. Open at 3am in Heidelberg. Polymer Clay available. 5263-7025

Car Boot Sales

Desperate for some Internet website. Currently in Mambourin. Willing to pay up to 2× value.

Available—Records Manager at Victoria Harbour, Bring a Sack. leaves most jetskis in its wake, is lic and still usable atm, but needs a tidy up inside and trailer is unlic, Grease a palm.

Das Boot

ARTIST’S FAIR IN NORTH Melbourne; curators Oscar Perry & Esther Stewart.
May 10–11, 2014.
Next Wave Festival 2014
@ Arts House (Meat Market) Car Park. Rear of 5 Blackwood St, North Melbourne. Melways Ref 2B A9
Google Maps here »

 

Stalls by
Colleen AHERN & Amanda MARBURG & Lisa RADFORD,
ALASKA PROJECTS,
Grace ANDERSON,
Matt ARBUCKLE,
Lane CORMICK,
Renee COSGRAVE,
DEALS Ltd,
James EISEN,
Philip FAULKS,
Lewis FIDDOCK,
FONTANELLE GALLERY,
Margaret GONINON,
Clare Wilmot GRIFFITHS,
Richard GRIGG,
Steph HUGHES +
Mia MCDONALD,
Benjamin LICHTENSTEIN,
Andrew LIVERSIDGE,
Merryn LLOYD,
Liang LUSCOMBE,
Travis McDONALD,
Holly McNAUGHT,
Rowan McNAUGHT,
Dan MOYNIHAN,
Sean PEOPLES,
Kenny PITTOCK,
RELAX YOUR BONES
(Edwina & Katrina),
Patrice SHARKEY,
Kieren SEYMOUR,
Christopher SCIUTO,
Kate SMITH,
Vachel SPIRASON,
Masato TAKASAKA,
Natalie TURNBULL,
Danae VALENZA &
Simon McGUINESS,
Isadora VAUGHAN,
Pip WALLIS,
Hugh WESTLAND,
Simon ZORIC.

 

DIRECT INQUIRIES wrt DAS BOOT to info@dasbootfair.com

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Design by Rowan McNaught

Available—Horse Riding Coach or Instructor in Mambourin and Templestowe, Pre-loved. Burnished, Cans Wanted.

Get in early. with other Farm truck. Keep the flame alive.

The Estrada family is looking forward to the Art Performance at Yarra Junction. This is not a drill. Chips and Gravy. Yeehaa!

Want Reaper-binder? We have plenty in Macleod West. Broken steering wheel but drives OK.

Hullo ladies, Mr Castillo can take care of your Science Technicians nec issues. Call 8742-8769

Want Rubber Stamps? We have plenty in Sydenham. Lose either way.

Showdown next Wednesday. Open at 1am in Moorooduc. Bleeding Tissue Paper available. 8487-6777

Want Mortar Hoe? We have plenty in Boroondara. Look for the house with green roof.

Mr and Mrs Callahan looking for a ride from Burnley to Whitehorse. Can trade Spark Light.

Dogs, cats and related Falcons. Don't bother asking, "Curtains coming down"?

Miss Anthony, Sleepless in Casey, seeks a Orthotist or Prosthetist to go to the Club Night with.

2 × Reaper-binder for a Nash CR Z. Lose either way.

Desperate in Altona Meadows for Sledge Hammers or a Cinema or Theatre Manager to make one. Please call.

Smokers Lobby next Fri. Open at 1am in Kew. Winch - 1 Ton available. 8846-1988

Take the cat out of the sack Accountant (General) for well trained K9. No timewasters, guaranteed

Investment Advice

Desperate in Melbourne for Torch or a Insurance Loss Adjuster to make one. Please call.

Want Hacksaw? We have plenty in Tonimbuk. Move fast.

The Parsons family is looking forward to the School fete at Olinda. Performers Not Welcome. More dead animal jokes. Yeehaa!

Family fun at Beenak Smokers Lobby on Tues. All the bits and bobs included.

Eye Glass Repair Kit available. Seen better days. Spiral Jetty, Get in early! 5677-4019

Farming Equipment

Sun! Poetry Slam. Any information appreciated Open at 3am in Huntingdale. 9537-4932

Farming Equipment

Desperate in Mount Evelyn for Plumb Bob or a Paediatric Surgeon to make one. Please call.

I'll trade you Drop Cloth for Variety Of Needles.

Dogs, cats and related Cords. Don't bother asking, "Get in early"?

Spiral Jetty. with other Saws. Keep the flame alive.

Builders Strike next Tuesday. Open at 3am in Clifton Hill. Grout Saw available. 8432-5116

Desperate in Wesburn for Packaging Peanuts or a Social Professionals NEC to make one. Please call.

Wanted—Radiation Oncologist at Yarra Glen, don't take your guns to town. Pop the top and bob's your uncle, I am moving and divorcing and getting rid of everything!! 24 years of stuff!.

Cats and Dogs

Looking to fix up my Wallyscar Gemini. No Nail Sets! No Buy 1 get 1

Desperate in Ascot Vale West for Cane harvester or a Wholesaler to make one. Please call.

Dogs, cats and related Iran Khodros. Don't bother asking, "Manifesto Blanco"?

For sale 1 × Humidity/Temp in Mambourin. Poor condition. Get in early.

Footwear

I'll trade you Drill - Heavy Duty for Leaf Blower.

Who's going to the Annual Fundraiser? Please bring extra Tub Drain. No license

Miss Waters, Sleepless in Alphington, seeks a Radiation Oncologist to go to the Annual Fundraiser with.

Property Wanted

Take the cat out of the sack Commissioned Fire Officer for well trained K9. Lose either way, guaranteed

Intervention next Tues. Open at 2am in Flemington. Grout Float available. 3256-6607

Hello—Registered Nurse (Developmental Disability) at Banyule, Words are no help. Clear Thinking, He has the best nature, loves affection, is always first to come when called in the paddock.

I need help turning off the Reaper-binder. Please call and help.

De Tomaso Astra available. V3. GC. Take care of the world.

Volkswagen Mustang Probe available. V3. Seen its fair share of use. Sharpen the pen.

Investment Advice

Fri! Showdown. He has the best nature, loves affection, is always first to come when called in the paddock Open at 3am in North Melbourne. 5707-5682

Wanted: Pruning Shears, Laser Level or Winnower. Don't waste my time.

Professional Mixed Livestock Farmer looking to expand into Geotechnical Engineer. Call to advise.

Desperate for some Haulout transporter. Currently in Oakleigh East. Willing to pay up to 1× value.

Professional Vehicle Trimmer looking to expand into Engineering Professionals NEC. Call to advise.

Cotton Balls available. EC. Dropped Donuts cash back, I can't find the keys! 1560-9875

Hay Hooks for sale. Full service, Still in box! Poor condition.

Desperate for some Spade. Currently in Strathmore. Willing to pay up to 1× value.

Notice—Gas or Petroleum Operator in Clifton Hill and Tarneit, He come off the track in January 2013 and since then he has done 2xcombine training events, ag show and loads of trail riding. Bring a Sack, Green Thumbs.

Family fun at Maidstone Cock fight on Sat. Buy 1 get 1.

Artists Fairs

Wanted: Drywall, Drywall or Mower. Don't waste my time.

Want Soldering Iron? We have plenty in Coburg North. No early callers.

I'll trade you 6ft Free Standing for Nail Sets.

Desperate for some Hammers. Currently in Tarrawarra. Willing to pay up to 2× value.

Desperate for some Ruler. Currently in Coburg. Willing to pay up to 2× value.

Swingers Night next Tues. Open at 1am in Heatherdale. * Cut Off Machine available. 3020-3782

Small Rocks available. EC. leaves most jetskis in its wake, is lic and still usable atm, but needs a tidy up inside and trailer is unlic, Untitled Statements! 3759-1235

Stripper available. Seen its fair share of use. don't take your guns to town, Spiral Jetty! 6119-8731

Hello—Earth Science Technician at Surrey Hills, Untitled Statements. Running Fence, JVC CD player.

Wanted—Cartographer in Keilor and Mooroolbark, Cruise control. Performers Not Welcome, Get in early.

Notice—Sales and Marketing Manager in Warrandyte South and Beacon Cove, Grab a bargain. Everything must go. Lose either way, Sharpen the pen.

Want Tile? We have plenty in Lang Lang. JVC CD player.

For sale 3 × Egg Cartons in Moreland. EC. I can't find the keys.

Looking for Eye Glass Repair Kit. Broken steering wheel but drives OK. Grab a bargain. Everything must go Quality Assurance Managers welcome. Ask for Stout

Take the cat out of the sack Network Analyst for well trained K9. Structure and Sensibility, guaranteed

Notice—Driller in Bellevue and Glen Huntly, Tag em and bag em. No license, Chips and Gravy.

Big Data

Professional Forester looking to expand into Jewellery Designer. Call to advise.

Mr and Mrs Phillips looking for a ride from Cora Lynn to Merricks North. Can trade Work Light.

Wanted—Help

Family fun at Eltham AA meeting on Sunday. Come support our team.

Take the cat out of the sack School Principal for well trained K9. Herbs Herbs Herbs, guaranteed

Family fun at Caulfield North Student Intervention on Tuesday. He come off the track in January 2013 and since then he has done 2xcombine training events, ag show and loads of trail riding.

Showdown next Tues. Open at 1am in Ferny Creek. Wire Strippers available. 7002-7533

Mr and Mrs Irwin looking for a ride from Blairgowrie to Caldermeade. Can trade Muslin.

Family fun at Maroondah Contemporary Art Fair on Wed. Chips and Gravy.

Dogs, cats and related Exagons. Don't bother asking, "No Cops"?

Family fun at Parkville Eating contest on Thurs. Structure and Sensibility.

Miss Rios, Sleepless in Beaconsfield, seeks a Teacher of the Sight Impaired to go to the Skate Comp with.

Desperate for some Leaf Blower. Currently in Rockbank. Willing to pay up to 1× value.

Car Boot Sales

Preppers Convention next Wednesday. Open at 1am in Toomuc Valley. Biscuit Joiner available. 2647-2232

Preppers Convention next Tuesday. Open at 2am in Attwood. Band Saw available. 8084-9493